Sunday 24 March 2013

Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rocky Balboa


Venue: Boxing Ring

Sonic charges into the ring first, tapping his foot on the ground as he waits for Rocky to show up. Finally, Rocky steps through the ropes, muttering unintelligibly. The bell rings and Balboa begins carefully moving around the ring as Sonic charges a Spin Dash, propelling himself in a ball toward Rocky, who is far too slow to dodge in time, and is knocked backwards. Sonic then jumps into the air to hit the stunned pugilist with a Homing Attack, which hits Rocky's head before he has time to react. Sonic follows up with a second Homing Attack, this time managing to kick Rocky in the jaw, breaking it. Struggling to regain his composure, Rocky throws an uppercut at Sonic as he attempts a third attack. Combined with the speed with which Sonic is flying in his direction, the punch causes significant damage to Sonic, knocking him backwards as rings fly all over the ring. Rocky throws a powerful left hook at Sonic, but, having recently taken damage, Sonic is invulnerable as he charges another Spin Dash, picking up a couple of rings as he does so. More prepared this time, Rocky attempts to dodge, but the attack catches his leg, knocking him to the ground.

The referee begins counting to ten as Rocky lies on the canvas, his jaw broken, his leg injured, and with Sonic doing some sort of celebratory breakdance nearby. Images of his wife Adrian run through Rocky's mind, as inspirational music plays. Rocky pictures his late trainer, Mick, imploring to get up for one more round, and as the crowd cheers, Rocky struggles to his feet. Rocky says something dramatic which no one is able to properly understand, then proceeds to hammer Sonic with a flurry of fast, powerful punches. A montage begins, containing shots of Balboa and Sonic trading blows and round cards displaying ever-increasing numbers. Finally, after an exhausting bout, Rocky successfully lands a devestating uppercut to Sonic, fracturing his skull and causing him to bleed to death horrifically onto the canvas. Rocky is declared the winner. He raises his arm in triumph, as the crowd roars with approval and a despondent Tails weeps over Sonic's corpse.

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